Pleasuremax.
Baby don't worry.
you are my only,
you won't be lonely,
even if the sky is falling down.
you'll be my only,
no need to worry,
baby are you down down down down down.
So -beep- was asking me which condom he should get,
I told him to get pleasuremax cause really that's the only -good- one I know.
Then he said he couldn't find it and I was like wuh....
I was in class when he said that,
and a while later I went to the convenience store downstairs to get water.
When I walked into the store the condoms were like just RIGHT THERE.
I saw pleasuremax and I instantly thought of -beep-.
I just couldn't resist it. I knew I had to buy it.
So I did, and it's going to be in the mail to Vancouver soon :'D
The cashier was looking at me funny.
I think he was feeling kinda awkward, but I don't know.
He packed all my other things in a bag, but he didn't put the condom in.
Instead he picked it up from the counter and gave it to me.
I was like wuh...? took it and said "just put it in the bag" when putting it inside.
Perhaps they did not have female customers who bought condoms before.
Perhaps all their other customers who bought condoms didn't like to have 'em inside the clear plastic bag and would always just take and put in their purse instead.
But who knows.
It was funny.
Still can't believe I did that.
-Beep- would probably did kill me for writing this, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so now he's -beep-.
I love you too homeboy.
